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Nauhty these naughty gifts range from items that feature a profane vocabulary to ones that cross the line into vulgar territory. But with a Dirty Santa gift swap, everyone will have to work to get the present they want most.

Something to re-gift My step-grandmother was a shocking re-gifter and for a decade of Christmases, I ended up with year-old bath salts and weird commemorative neckties from obscure architectural Biwomen personals Bellevue Washington that even my grandfather would never wear.

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Christmas gift ideas, naughty and nice.